Santa, baby...I been good and I been bad.....what's a boy to do?
Let's get to the real reason for the Season; Getting Busy! "Heee-eyyy!"
I been waiting all year for someone to get dressed up in a costume for a little role play.....
...ask me to come sit on their lap inappropriately......
....ask me what special gift I'd like him to deliver....
and be willing to deliver it middle of the night whilst I'm sleeping, leaving before sunrise...
Come slide down my chimney and stuff my stocking with that grand gift basket, Santa.
Hell's bells; who am I kidding? I'll be lucky if I get an elf to bequeath me a used toy.
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