Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Brits Do "Queer-As-A-$3-Bill" Justice


(Pictures from the British "Gladiators 2009"...)

There really isn't a non-gay way to depict hot guys in spandex, is there?

Not that there's ANYthing wrong with that!


Thursday, December 17, 2009

Jeff Corwin, Animal Planet

Jeff Corwin has been around for a while now, and his hotness is not an issue in the least.
The debt of gratitude I feel for his prolonged dedication to hot pants is indescribable.

Jeff is hunky, yet charming and natural. Has a great accessibility and friendliness.
He's compassionate and has a passion for animal protection. And, no, I have no shame
showing him showering since it was on broadcast t.v.

I also will not be avoiding the obvious remarks that "He can wrap my snake around his neck any time." Sorry, for those who expect more.

See? Funny, too.

"Let me help you with that anaconda, Mr. Corwin."
I know, I know.

Okay, let's pretend I'm not completely infatuated. I'll say something critical
about the man; No matter how much sun he gets, he's as pale as Casper.
(I didn't say it was a deal-breaker.)

He really does look good in any clothing whatsoever. Too beautiful.

Ruff! Thanks for attracting so many to the cause, Jeff!

OMG! Bronze hairy god!

Just in time for Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa,
Winter Solstice, and the end of the month
pipe-cleaning/bill paying...my present has arrived!
I'm gonna work ya like a dog with a soup bone, fella,
so I'm glad ta see you're up on your vitamins!

Monday, December 14, 2009



I am not quite certain what the thinking was behind
the recent push at DC Comics to "reinvent" the classic
Aquaman character.

As you can see from the pictures below, there is really
no need for fine-tuning.

Masterful, brooding, powerful, commanding...
and yet often splayed out and dominated.....
I can't think of a better combination.

Of course, I may be thinking with a different head
than DC's new Golden Boy, Geoff Johns, when it
comes to promoting Water Boy here. It's possible.

Okay, I do see an emerging pattern of "Jobber"
as well as a bondage/submission fetish here.

Perhaps DC underestimates the selling power of
addressing a more specific market?

I'm just saying.... go with your strengths.
Don't be a pussy.

Half-naked guy+ rides the backs of dolphins+ stays wet
all the time+ rational spandex/tights motif= Big Gay Icon.


Hot For Santa! (Not for chirruns!)

Santa, baby...I been good and I been bad.....what's a boy to do?

Let's get to the real reason for the Season; Getting Busy! "Heee-eyyy!"

I been waiting all year for someone to get dressed up in a costume for a little role play.....

...ask me to come sit on their lap inappropriately......

....ask me what special gift I'd like him to deliver....

and be willing to deliver it middle of the night whilst I'm sleeping, leaving before sunrise...

Come slide down my chimney and stuff my stocking with that grand gift basket, Santa.

Hell's bells; who am I kidding? I'll be lucky if I get an elf to bequeath me a used toy.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Akshay Kumar

Indian film star and smoking hot man-of-the-hour Akshay Kumar...

If I thought Levi's jeans would make me look this good, I would buy some!

"I'm not comfortable being a sexy person of interest." Yeah right!

Master of many looks....

Everyman about town....

American action-adventure film stars look out; Kumar is working on learning his 5th language!
(What a skillful tongue he has!)