Friday, March 29, 2013

Confessions of a Real Saviour

"Hey. Like, after you nail me
and pound me
and stretch me out...
and slam some wood up my backside....
it'll take me like maybe three days
before I can, y'know...'rise' again.

Then I'm gonna roll your rock
and be inside you forever!


Yes, please...
and Amen!

That's the gospel according
to Robert!


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Cover Me

I can't express in words how stupendously
slobberific these shots make me!

Engulf me, big boy!
And show the camera that money-shot!