The Spread

a.k.a., The Invitation!

Better than a typical buffet.

Exposed. Prominent. Displayed.

Temptation. Teasing. Showcasing.

So close, and yet so far.

Proudly presented, deftly controlled.

"Do you like what you see?
Yeah, I bet you do."

Wildly exhibited. Defiantly taunting.

Disinterested...or is he?

Narcissistically daring.

What is he hiding?

Obliviously inviting.

Would a tickle awaken him?

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Stallions

Saddle up!

mmmnnn...my little pony!

Might need my lariat for this wild one!

Thoroughbred....good eating!

Bareback it is; Mount up, posse!

Time to stop and graze a bit.

Wide open, on the range. Oh yeah!

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Bulges, Packages, and Pouches...Oh, My!

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The Fantasy Olympics! (Vintage Beefcake)

Sword-fighting....

(or is that swish-buckling?)...

Surfing....

(yeah, ride that board!)

Balancing beam....

(Hmm...that's a lot of wood between those legs!)

Swimming...

(I don't know about him, but I'm already wet.)

Wrestling....

(Hey, they aren't anywhere near the ring!)

Marksmanship...

("I'll fill ya with hot lead!")

Gymnastics...

(a.k.a. Gym Nasties!)

Archery....

(Right on target.)

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Bear Power

A great big "Grrrr!"

to  these perfectly beefy, hairy,

bulky, bulging, bearded, beautiful

men!

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Man (Going) Down

Captives Contest

(eh, I mean "Caption Contest!")

"Been stealing rims off'a tires, eh?"

"Yeah, we're masters of rim jobs."

"Looks like we'll have a happy ending to our shift, after all."

"Crime doesn't pay...but cops've been known to barter."

"'Bad boys, bad boys...whatcha gonna do?' I got some ideas."

"We've been trying to penetrate the inner circle of this

gang for some time. Looks like we might get inside, today."

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The Only Lasting Benefit of Religion

Homo-erotic Iconography, of course!

"Bernard of Clairvaux"

"Crucifixion 2"

"Crucifixion"

"Michael The Archangel"

"Judas Kiss"



"David et Jonathan"



"Jacob Wrestling with the Angel"

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Dress Up with Benedict Garrett

Yes, it's the undeniably nuclear hot porn-star-cum-teacher,

Mr. Garrett, with his Masters in lip service.

Well, when you can make the cheesy seem legit,

when you can melt the camera lens with that smoldering

allure....

when you've got the goods and the Golden Boy demeanor,

you can damned well get away with being

a One-Man-Village-People!

Smokin' hot!

Now that's the Facts of Life!

Oohh! Bad boy/ruffian/tough guy!

WOOF!

What an excellent heel!

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Happy Valentine's Day

LOVE ALWAYS MAKES A KNAVE
OR A SLAVE OF ONE OF US.

JUST MAKE THE MOST OUT OF

 BEING ON YOUR KNEES.

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DC Gay Flag Football League

So these D.C. boys who have a gay flag

football team (Oh, the images!) put out this calendar.

Love this furry sexpot!

Wow! That chest is dangerous!

Tough guy, eh? The better to break!

What a smile!

I'll be your catcher any day, son!

mnnnnn! Purty!

And my favorite, Mr. Metro-sexuality charmer boy!

Yummy!

So check out the benefit calendar, available at

their website at www.dcgffl.org ,

or perhaps be inspired to start your own team!

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