"Brokebackhearted" video (Karmin Parody)

Here are some really cute young guys who have a couple of sexy videos
out there on youtube, showing off their...dancing skills. Yeah, that's it!

Some good, clean, Saturday afternoon fun. Not 100% sure they're all
legal, so, 'Whack-a-Mole' at your own discretion! Peace.

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Burly Men

I don't even know where to start with these

big, thick, succulent, hairy sons-of-bitches!

This first one is so vivid and perfect I can practically

feel my hand winding up those silky legs!

(And what a cute smile!)

Then here's this enigmatic, scary Mo-Fo...

wanting to climb in my window at night and torment me!

(Yes, please, executioner!)

And then there's studly with his giant

Power Blaster, bursting out of that

little outfit.

This stud is just chillin' on his boat, being

butch and doing manly shit...loosening up!

Woof!

Here's another tall, dark, and massive I wouldn't mind

giving me a camel stretch or two.

Mmmnnn...so fierce!

"Daddy, daddy....spin me around on your lap!"

Here's a thick one prepping for

a weigh-in!
(Damned scale in the way!)

Oh. My. Goodness!

This guy has the sexiest face and eyes...oh look at

that pouty mouth and those enticing tufts of hair. Mmnn.

Annnnd, I just blew wad.

Ugh! This thick and juicy hairy bastard is

giving the eye, looking so fine, lying prone,

with just the right mix of wistfulness and vulnerability!

Okay, you win, Sasquatch. I will service you mightily whilst

you do your hibernation thang.

What a wing-span!

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Them Amazing Yeller Britches!

There's just something so especially

seductive, so shimmering and shiny

and showcase-worthy about a pair of yellow trunks!

Perhaps it's my personal adolescent experiences I

grafted onto the random color....

...that enhances an otherwise bland pigment.

Perhaps it's that any color could actually

be made exciting by the magic held by

these particular Adonises!

Any way you grab it, it's all good.

Any kink that works for ya is a good kink...

...and yellow does a bit more for the

imagination that even white, so I'll

take it.

Yeah! Take that control!

Tell that punk who's in charge! Mmnnn!

Oh my.....that's a whole lotta power in that engine!

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And possibly my favorite wrestler of all time,

Mr. Jeff Farmer, a.k.a. Cobra!

MMMNNN!

Show 'em how it's done, Jeff!

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Tyler Reks v Chris Masters

Simply too delicious for words!

Two gods of the ring, sporting those pouch-showcasing and ass-clinging
beautiful tights, smothering and beating on each other for your repetitive
viewing pleasure!  Enjoy!

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Tyler Reks, Brutal Hunk

Oh, my! I am getting in trouble ovver this one,

I just know it!

Pulverize him!

Big, brawny, and in control!

oooh...masterfully subdued!
A sleeping warrior...so prone and vulnerable.

Look at that Lion's Roar...

and that beefy flank!

Tear it up, Sir; you own it!

Flattened and dominated...so delish!

Now that is Medieval sexy!

"Don't let me go, Daddy!"

Check that wingspan and bread basket!

Savage opponent!

Nonplussed, in the zone, and otherwise focused

like a ninja!

"Yes, I think I will have my way with you.

Thanks for your permission!"

Surly, disdainful sneer, and a sweaty,

spritzed, bronze godliness! Yes, sir!

I will make you my Boy, yet.

Devourer; Reks Wrecks!

Daddy, Son, and Holy Hunk;

three divine treats in one!

Mmnn! Some more of that hardcore Braveheart shit

going on here; that's all right--I'd let ya ravage me.

MMn-boy! Smug and Snug...

my favorite combination!

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Locker Room Joys

Anticipation.

Yeah...so nice, everyone does have to check it out, actually!

Baby got back, and shorts riding crack. MMnn!

So tired...so in need of a rub-down.

Ahh, camaraderie! So hot.

Old chums...like Batman and Robin riding the pole together.

Locked and loaded.

No....you go first. Just observing.

Dude, it's kind of rude to be checking yourself out

when there's a hot Daddy in the house.

Perfect definition.

Mutual Admiration Society...

and surely some other 'mutuals' thrown in there!

Oh, Hey, Brad...we were just discussing how you'll be

easier to catch now. Sluuurp!

Is there a third player in Shower Wars we can't see?

Oh, the longing and the lust!

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