I remember back in the day, before the easy-access of Internet porn and gay visibility, when the pickings were slim.
I would periodically page through the magazines in doctor's offices and wait areas. One day, my heart stopped and I could not breathe--in an entirely good way. I had stumbled upon my first Jim Palmer Jockey underwear campaign ad!
Tame by today's standards, it was an exhilarating shock to my fragile young system! This delicious hairy daddy not only half-naked, but ALL OUT! I don't know how many ads I stole from those magazines. One time at the emergency room, I remember doing the dreaded "You're not fooling anybody" sneeze tactic to cover the tearing noise from prying eyes! Oy vey!
I waited with relish for new ads to release. As for my growing collection of erotica, you can let your imagination run wild as to their use!
Thanks, Jim Palmer, for many happy returns.
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