Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Captain America: Chris Evans


So, a bunch of strange old dudes want to dress
up in military costumes and strap me to a table? Cool!

It's in my contract to appeal to the gay fanbase in
every movie; disrobing is like breathing for me!

Even the scientist can't take his eyes off me!
(Yes, everything got bigger.)

No specialized training required--
but I'll get on the ground with the grunts.


Secret identities, tights, masks, and
brutal hand-to-hand combat? Hell yeah!

Doc...what did you stick in me?!?

I feel so different..oh, so different!

Time for a nap. Leave the barracks door open.

Since there's only one Captain, I guess I'll have to do myself!

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