3 is a Party, Four is a...

Andrei Arlovski

Oh, Andrei...

you were so sweet and sexy and baby-faced!

Dazzling with those eyes and soft,

subtle pouts.

(Oh, they grow up so fast!)

And thennnnn....something happened!

What the fuck!?!?

(I mean, it's hot, but...uh, overkill?)

Now, y'all know I love a freak.

Love 'em.

Crazy gets wild in the bedroom, too.

But damn, Geena!

Getting into some werewolf-zombie role-play

shit might be outta my league.

He starting to look one sparkler short of a parade, kids!

I don't care how crazy he is or

how big his damned package is...

...he sure seem to get knocked-the-fuck-out a lot.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Tame that beast!

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Wes Brown

Sam Page

The Lucky One, Indeed

                                                                                   

Time for a Zac Attack!

Mmnnn...ALL grown up! Yum!

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