My Sweet Embraceable You

Succulent Pits

Ahh, armpit...you luscious, curvaceous tempter!

The apex of human engineering...

that most beloved of naked nooks and crannies.

That special zone where charm and scent and longing

linger....and lure.

Here is but a tip...of my hat to my love for you!

(whimper!)

MMMnn....nearly-virgin pits!

(slobber!)

Mercy!

So tentative; I'll be gentle.

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Locker Room Joys

Anticipation.

Yeah...so nice, everyone does have to check it out, actually!

Baby got back, and shorts riding crack. MMnn!

So tired...so in need of a rub-down.

Ahh, camaraderie! So hot.

Old chums...like Batman and Robin riding the pole together.

Locked and loaded.

No....you go first. Just observing.

Dude, it's kind of rude to be checking yourself out

when there's a hot Daddy in the house.

Perfect definition.

Mutual Admiration Society...

and surely some other 'mutuals' thrown in there!

Oh, Hey, Brad...we were just discussing how you'll be

easier to catch now. Sluuurp!

Is there a third player in Shower Wars we can't see?

Oh, the longing and the lust!

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The Hulk: Mark Ruffalo

So I'm playing a guy who gets bigger and

splits his pants open every time he gets excited?
 

What's so strange about that?

Oh, mannnn...I'm gonna be half naked throughout

the movie? That's bogus, man.

I'm excited to be the Number Three choice

to play this guy. Thanks for the compliment!

I've been called a beast and a monster before,

but not in a bad way.

Yeah come on over...I'm getting ready to Hulk Out....

you don't wanna miss this window of opportunity.

Yeah man...Leonardo wants a ride on

that pony!

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