Big Poppa Pump

Dad's Best Friend

Mark was surprised to open the door to his college
dorm room to find Ted, his Dad's best friend.
After a moment of displacement, he smiled
oddly and found himself staring into the older
man's bemused, charming face.

"I was in the area..." Ted said with a shrug.

"Come on in. I was just getting ready to grab
a shower."

"Is it okay that I stopped by?"

"Absolutely. You're family, Ted. Make
yourself at home!"

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Goldilocks says "Jussssst right!"

Lip-locked Locker room Lads

We'll be with you shortly

Beefy stallion

Comedian Rob Delaney

The perfect type of guy for me;

funny, spirited, sexy,

beefy, hairy, and willing to do....

just about anything!

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Paul Thomas Anderson

There's something extra hot about a scruffy man....

nicely filling out those tees...

eyes wild and beard abandoned....

and a sexy, beguiling smile to top it off!

Double 'Woof' to you, The Master!

Ben Cohen, again!

I really don't know what can (or needs

to be) said about the phenomenally

hot Mr. Cohen.

He's funny and playful,

big and beautiful,

sultry and sexy,

seems completely down to earth,

intelligent and passionate,

proud without pretense,

unafraid,

endearing,

my perfect masculine ideal,

a dreamy renegade,

a big ol' thick slice of bear goodness,

sweet and cuddly,

powerful and progressive,

talented and natural,

laid back and sensitive,

unassuming,

smart and focused.

Hmmm...

I found the words....I guess

he was more than a mouthful after all!

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Ryan Eggold

Okay, so I'm a sucker for a charming gaze

and a wistful smile. Sue me.

Okay...now that's beyond the pale.

More of a "My eyes are snatching your drawers off,

and my smile is licking you from across the room" sort

of intense vibe. (At least, that's what I got off of it!)

Sleep soundly and replenish that battery, Sugar Bear....

cuz we'll be going at it again-in-ten!

"Tossled hair and brilliant sexpot" is an awesome look!

Oh, and now we're a smug and showboaty mother fucker,

are we? (Okay, yeah...you can pull it off!)

That hair is taking on a life of its own, and

those eyes are becoming suprenatural seducers.

Wifebeaters always?
Yes, please!

And now the nerd quotient?
I'm weak in the knees!

Again with the pits and guns! Yowza~!

Ahh, heaven!

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