The Hulk: Mark Ruffalo

So I'm playing a guy who gets bigger and

splits his pants open every time he gets excited?
 

What's so strange about that?

Oh, mannnn...I'm gonna be half naked throughout

the movie? That's bogus, man.

I'm excited to be the Number Three choice

to play this guy. Thanks for the compliment!

I've been called a beast and a monster before,

but not in a bad way.

Yeah come on over...I'm getting ready to Hulk Out....

you don't wanna miss this window of opportunity.

Yeah man...Leonardo wants a ride on

that pony!

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Captain America: Chris Evans

So, a bunch of strange old dudes want to dress

up in military costumes and strap me to a table? Cool!

It's in my contract to appeal to the gay fanbase in

every movie; disrobing is like breathing for me!

Even the scientist can't take his eyes off me!

(Yes, everything got bigger.)

No specialized training required--

but I'll get on the ground with the grunts.

Secret identities, tights, masks, and

brutal hand-to-hand combat? Hell yeah!

Doc...what did you stick in me?!?

I feel so different..oh, so different!

Time for a nap. Leave the barracks door open.

Since there's only one Captain, I guess I'll have to do myself!

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The Lucky One, Indeed

                                                                                   

Time for a Zac Attack!

Mmnnn...ALL grown up! Yum!

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