Andrei Arlovski

Oh, Andrei...

you were so sweet and sexy and baby-faced!

Dazzling with those eyes and soft,

subtle pouts.

(Oh, they grow up so fast!)

And thennnnn....something happened!

What the fuck!?!?

(I mean, it's hot, but...uh, overkill?)

Now, y'all know I love a freak.

Love 'em.

Crazy gets wild in the bedroom, too.

But damn, Geena!

Getting into some werewolf-zombie role-play

shit might be outta my league.

He starting to look one sparkler short of a parade, kids!

I don't care how crazy he is or

how big his damned package is...

...he sure seem to get knocked-the-fuck-out a lot.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Tame that beast!

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Jason Chambers

I love the new push for sports men to

sell themselves as sex objects!
("Yes, please!")

Cute little Jason Chambers might be a bad-ass

in the ring...

but I just kindly think of him as a long-lost

brother of David Boreanaz!

That stubble just makes the whole look!

These guys look very skilled with

their big sticks.

And, oh my--they seem to have gotten

one another wet.

Ripped and bulging like the Hulk

works just fine for me, young'in!

And still super-nova-hot all dressed

up and dapper.

The tough guy routine

never gets old...

nor does the disaffected, "What? I'm a

sex symbol?" bit.

But owning that sultry brood is the best!

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