My Ultimate Love-Prize!

This, this, and a thousand-times THIS!

My ultimate Bear Master, from head to toe, 

attire, pose and everything! WOOF!

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Griffin Peterson: AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 12

Where to start, where to start!

Well, I will definitely fight Miss Minaj for the wooing of this hot young stud!

I'm not even real sure what kind of voice he has, since his sweet demeanor
and sexy eyes and charismatic smile had me mesmerized from the moment he
sauntered out on stage with his sheepish grin and "Aw-shucks" seduction!

The world is watching, Griff; Good luck!

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Paul Bissonnette (Tidal Waves)

Bad boys are sooooo sexy!

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Captain America: Chris Evans

So, a bunch of strange old dudes want to dress

up in military costumes and strap me to a table? Cool!

It's in my contract to appeal to the gay fanbase in

every movie; disrobing is like breathing for me!

Even the scientist can't take his eyes off me!

(Yes, everything got bigger.)

No specialized training required--

but I'll get on the ground with the grunts.

Secret identities, tights, masks, and

brutal hand-to-hand combat? Hell yeah!

Doc...what did you stick in me?!?

I feel so different..oh, so different!

Time for a nap. Leave the barracks door open.

Since there's only one Captain, I guess I'll have to do myself!

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"Daddy, Daddy!": Matthew Settle

"Daddy, Daddy!": Bruce Thomas

Billy J. Miller

I caught a brief glimpse of this smoking hunk today

as I flipped past "Young & the Restless" on

the boob tube.

He's Billy J. Miller, and he plays

(easily enough) 'Billy' on the soap. 

Besides those suave, rugged looks.....

that squared jaw with the dreamy stubble....

and his wearing the shit out of his shirt....

I was pleased to find out he's smoldering

under the clothes, too!

Oh yeah!

That's one of the finest chests I have ever seen!

Incredible!

Thanks, Y&R; you never fail!

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The Perfection of Mike Rowe, part 1

So incredibly hot,

he needs no fluffing.

Er,...well.....his description

needs no fluffing.

I would gladly fluff Mr. Rowe
himself any day of the week...

and twice on Sunday.

Simon Katich

I can't tell you how much it thrills me

to have all these hot cricket and rugby players

who cater so shamelessly to their gay fans

with their erotically charged ad promotions!

Feast your eyes on super-lovely

Simon Katich!

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