What a Discovery!

Dirty Little Secretions

I just LOVE a blue collar man--a mechanic,

an electrical worker, a technician...sweaty and

hot from all his manly works...

...uniform clinging to his weathered body as

he struggles for breath and licks his lips to

produce the moisture that has left his body.

The dirt and twigs of the underside of my house

clinging to him; grunge and smears and tears

exhibiting his commitment to my happiness!

A man who plays ball and slides hard and deep

into home, unconcerned for stains and a body

with pebbles and dust in every crevice, every orifice.

A rugged, hardcore, hard-working man whose

concern is not aesthetics and fashion, but rather

effectiveness and accomplishment.

Hard work, stamina, and thoroughness are

definite turn-ons.

There's something oh-so-special about the splendiferous odors

lingering on a man who's been cooking in his own juices.

And besides--those who are covered in filth

need some extra-special attention

in getting cleaned up!

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The Perfection of Mike Rowe, part 2

Delicious, eye-catching,

jaw-dropping, Daddy-supreme

Mister Mike Rowe...

who can get me dirty

any old time.

As Tina Turner mused...

"Paradise is HERE!"

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The Perfection of Mike Rowe, part 1

So incredibly hot,

he needs no fluffing.

Er,...well.....his description

needs no fluffing.

I would gladly fluff Mr. Rowe
himself any day of the week...

and twice on Sunday.