Baby Bear

My Ultimate Love-Prize!

This, this, and a thousand-times THIS!

My ultimate Bear Master, from head to toe, 

attire, pose and everything! WOOF!

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Location is Everything

No, I'm not worried about that bitch on the ceiling;

I'm talking about that camera angle making it

seem like I'm kneeling in front of Ryan Reynolds and

preparing to rip down those flimsy-ass pajama bottoms.

'Bottoms' it is, Mr. Reynolds!

"I'll get down on my knees...for you-oo-oou!"

"Oops! Sorry Mr. Cohen, I just

seemed to have tripped. Man, your thick ol'

tree trunk legs make a nice resting space...

what's that my head is resting on?

Such a firm--and delicious--pillow...I may

never leave. And that juice I spilled..

it's everywhere! Waste not, want not; guess

I'll need to clean all that up...lickity split!"

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M. Shadows/ Matt Sanders

Mmmnnnn...

Sexy, hot, raging, rocker, ink let off the chain;

Perfection.

Homina....

it's like someone crafted a man out of a nuclear explosion!

I got yer explosion right here-ah, big fella!

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