Muscle God

Ryan Eggold

Okay, so I'm a sucker for a charming gaze

and a wistful smile. Sue me.

Okay...now that's beyond the pale.

More of a "My eyes are snatching your drawers off,

and my smile is licking you from across the room" sort

of intense vibe. (At least, that's what I got off of it!)

Sleep soundly and replenish that battery, Sugar Bear....

cuz we'll be going at it again-in-ten!

"Tossled hair and brilliant sexpot" is an awesome look!

Oh, and now we're a smug and showboaty mother fucker,

are we? (Okay, yeah...you can pull it off!)

That hair is taking on a life of its own, and

those eyes are becoming suprenatural seducers.

Wifebeaters always?
Yes, please!

And now the nerd quotient?
I'm weak in the knees!

Again with the pits and guns! Yowza~!

Ahh, heaven!

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Stephan Bonnar, MMA

Okay, yeah...so I like a large side order

of Butch and a complimenting glass of

Crazy with my men.

I'm predictable, at least.

Bonnar is the real deal,

with those cutting eyes and

that eerie cold stare!

And that body!
Mmmn-mnn!

Oh yeah...

Pump it, Daddy!
I can't believe he's nearly 10 years

my junior! (That makes for some hot

fantasies all on its own!)

Gotta love the spread, and a silk-layered

doorway to goodness.

"Feed me, Stephan!"

(Look at those wild, wild eyes!)

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