Big Poppa Pump

Big Burly Daddy

Let me take care of you, Sir!

Furry Rasslin' Cop

Oh, Santa...Have I got a LIST for you!

Beary Hairy

Yes, please...

and Amen!

That's the gospel according

to Robert!

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Big, Burly, Bearish Beasts!

"Yum!"...and then some!

Hairy Beasts 2: Attack of the Hirsute

Lorenzo Lamas

Oh, it's gonna be a Good Friday...

but only if you SKIP the fish

and get the beef!

One of my earliest, fondlingest...er,

I mean fondest memories....

...the delectable, hirsute goodness of a

sleek and sexy young Lorenzo Lamas.

Those trademark black Speedos gave me

many a heightened viewing experience!

Ah, for the olden days when shaving a gorgeous chest

such as this would have been considered criminal.

Sweet, merciful Hades!
Now he's got facial hair and glistening!?!

Yeah, you got it, Baby Boy.

Might as well flaunt it.

Mmmnn. I'm like a deer in headlights--

and I sure don't mind if he runs into me!

Sweet and sunny...

...still an 'innocent' babe!

So yummy!

I can nearly feel the sand between my toes,

my legs intertwined with his.

Bronzed, hairy perfection hiding behind

that deftly positioned defensive leg!

Ready for his extreme close-up...

Take 69!

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Gods of Spandex and Lycra

Honest and true, I am torn between which of these I like best.

He's youthful and prep, with a bad boy vibe....

He's sleek and sinewy with an ardent athleticism...

He's cut and beefy and refined.....

I love this guy's smile, hairy & thick body, what he's

wearing... and his pose makes me crazy....

This guy is a wonderfully mysterious middle eastern hirsute marvel...

And words cannot describe the rug burn I would get for this

hot-blooded Casanova!

This guy is perfect with his sculpted hairy bod and odd

mix of baby-faced-yet-forlorn loner brood.

(Black is definitely his color!)

And this guy seems very playful, which I like!

Furry, cute, bald, and wearing a Speedo!

Decisions, decisions!

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