Sexy Warrior Beasts

Barbarians : I Left My Gate Open!

I know he likes that sword poking him

in his pretty, well-coiffed head!

Lovely profile, muscle man.

A firm grip, well-versed at sword play!

A masterful warrior can get away with a cape.

Simple, unassuming, and light;

just what I look for in an afternoon snack.

With the roid rage, I imagine he's definitely

compensating with the blade!

Cut, hardened, smarmy, and rough trade--

let's make love, not war, Jesse!

Age of bronze with some bronzed godlings

posing on the beach! Golden!

You can mock the cut, but this Maximus-looking

mother fucker is sleek and sexy. Besides, I like

a guy with a little freak in him....'specially

when it's me!

Love the tussle-worthy '80s hair and the

more moderate body! Smoking!

Futuristic Drama Queer-barian!

Oh yeah...stealth-mode ninja-barbarian lover!

I know ya wanna stab me!

Mmnnnn...sultry!

Love thnat defiant pose!

Great use of light and shadow on

this impressive beauty!

Still love that jawline and chest...

and leather makes the rest tight!

Ah, positioning really is everything.

Baby-face Barbarian gots some thighs!

(With appreciation to

Dinosaur Prince's Kingdom

for nearly all of these glorious images!)

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Group Therapy

Once in a while, the idea of a looming, hot, wall of men

is a nice fantasy.

In truth, I'm probably too worn out to handle 'group activities'

for very long.....

...but it's always nice to put theories to a test!

(and have a selection! Selection is good!)

MMnnnn! Bear buffet! Where to begin?

Can't go wrong with sexy drawers!

It's erotic to me just to see Au naturale men

touching and unafraid. (Check out the right-side bears!)

Fighters with attitude and mega-definition....oh yeah!

Oh, why...tell me WHY!...they don't make gladiator

movies anymore!

Just some regular Joes...some Bro-hams

hanging (out!) at the beach!

Locker room intermission....cuz we all know what's

happening when the cameras go away!

(The oil was a nice touch!)

Now that's up-tight and all-right.

You'll know everything about one another before

the night is over.

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School Rasslin'

Nothing quite like the

up-close-and-personal....

....grapple-like-your-life-depends-on-it....

...warrior competition of strength and skill

that comes from school wrestling.

And the painted on, two-sizes-too-small outfits...

... the gloriously intimate pins....

and the exuberance of youth certainly

doesn't hurt, either.

All the domination and exasperation....

all the physicality,

...all the raw sexuality...

(and promising poses) that a heart can stand!

You can't choreograph this shit any better.

No one has the confidence,

the aggression, the emotional outlay...

the pure, unadulterated sultriness...

that can compare with collegiate athletes!

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