Sexy Warrior Beasts

Dress Gray (half-naked military men)

Based on real events, written by Gore Vidal, featuring a shirtless Alec Baldwin
in his halcyon younger days, and sporting more gay erotica than you shake a --
well, you get the idea.

Here's some prime footage, and although I couldn't find the full film online,
it's available on VHS from outlets like ebay. Definitely worth getting if you
missed it on TV back in the day.

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"Hercules! Hercules!" (part one)

So ferocious, so commanding, so sensual

and epic...he has inspired a multitude

of homage and representation

in every medium! Enjoy...the trials of

Heracles, scoundrel and scurrilous-offspring

of the gods' loin!

Obviously, America is behind in its embrace of what's
good for selling stamps!

Prince of Power, indeed!

Oh, Arnold. Pose, honey; that's what you're good at.

-"Submit, dammit!"
-"You submit; to that pole in your backside!"

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