Loaded for Bear

How thoughtful--

you put out a breakfast spread for me!!

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Hairy Beasts (Grrrr!)

Full Moon Madness, Baby....

I'm ready fer ya!

I have an empty cabin in the woods,

and if Mr. Billington shows up,

it'll be a howling good time!

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Shirtless S-pec-tacular

Oh yeah...sleek and sexy!

Peekaboo! I see an untraveled trail!

Mmnnn! What a delectable little cub!

And here's this rugged, primal looking daddy fucker! Woof!

From the new CBS show, "Elementary"...

Ahhh...the Love Pitts and a leg spread!

Sexy cowboy love...and I bet he's real dirty!

A nice think wave I'd like to jump on!

Oy! Papa Bear, I have a bed you can try out.

Niiiiice! Stud for days!

Wounded, but ready for action!

And a little vintage hotness!

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Location is Everything

No, I'm not worried about that bitch on the ceiling;

I'm talking about that camera angle making it

seem like I'm kneeling in front of Ryan Reynolds and

preparing to rip down those flimsy-ass pajama bottoms.

'Bottoms' it is, Mr. Reynolds!

"I'll get down on my knees...for you-oo-oou!"

"Oops! Sorry Mr. Cohen, I just

seemed to have tripped. Man, your thick ol'

tree trunk legs make a nice resting space...

what's that my head is resting on?

Such a firm--and delicious--pillow...I may

never leave. And that juice I spilled..

it's everywhere! Waste not, want not; guess

I'll need to clean all that up...lickity split!"

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Ben Cohen, again!

I really don't know what can (or needs

to be) said about the phenomenally

hot Mr. Cohen.

He's funny and playful,

big and beautiful,

sultry and sexy,

seems completely down to earth,

intelligent and passionate,

proud without pretense,

unafraid,

endearing,

my perfect masculine ideal,

a dreamy renegade,

a big ol' thick slice of bear goodness,

sweet and cuddly,

powerful and progressive,

talented and natural,

laid back and sensitive,

unassuming,

smart and focused.

Hmmm...

I found the words....I guess

he was more than a mouthful after all!

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Eric Bana

Originally, I had sort of written Bana off as a more

subtle, average boy-next-door sort, without

a particularly dominating physique or charisma.

But over time, and through a variety of very diverse

roles, he has impressed me mightily as a passionate and

sensual guy who has a deep, smoldering cauldron of sexy.

Whether it be the more overt physicality of the

obviously studly warrior roles...

or just a striking presence with those magical eyes

and scruffed up appearance.

He's rather a chameleon, able to capture

the obscene and corrupt as brilliantly as he does

the faithful and the calm.

Simple beauty can sometimes get overlooked

in this age of explosive, hyper-masculine

fantasy-world aesthetics.

But in the end, 'simple' can be the most

beautiful thing in the world.

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