Sword-fighting....
(or is that swish-buckling?)...
Surfing....
(yeah, ride that board!)
Balancing beam....
(Hmm...that's a lot of wood between those legs!)
Swimming...
(I don't know about him, but I'm already wet.)
Wrestling....
(Hey, they aren't anywhere near the ring!)
Marksmanship...
("I'll fill ya with hot lead!")
Gymnastics...
(a.k.a. Gym Nasties!)
Archery....
(Right on target.)
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