"Hold Me Tight...and Don't Ever Let Me Go!"

Confessions of a Real Saviour



"Hey. Like, after you nail me
and pound me
and stretch me out...
and slam some wood up my backside....
it'll take me like maybe three days
before I can, y'know...'rise' again.

Then I'm gonna roll your rock
and be inside you forever!
Totally!"

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Yes, please...

and Amen!

That's the gospel according

to Robert!

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Cover Me

I can't express in words how stupendously

slobberific these shots make me!

Engulf me, big boy!

And show the camera that money-shot!

7th Shirtless Wonder: Adam Levine

Bear Market: "I'll take two, please!"

Ride 'em, Cowboy!

Big, Burly, Bearish Beasts!

"Yum!"...and then some!