"Hunks In Trunks"

These two sweet little numbers are some up-and-coming

wrestlers in Florida by the tag team name "Hunks In Trunks."

In case you couldn't tell, this one's the Bad Boy,

emphasis on the "In Trunks" here.

Mmnnn. Here's the "Sweet One."

More definition, calmer, etc.

Now, besides being young, fit, cocky, half-dressed and

purty, these boys make a show of it, obviously.

Back in black....perfection!

Now that's a full package!

So for a real treat, go check out the young'ins

facebook page at "Hunks in Trunks" on that network...

and read the oh-so-angst-filled Methinks-thou-dost

protest-too-much ramblings of the duo .....

as they get defensive about their devoted gay following.

Cuz, ya know, there's obviously no pandering going on here!

Hubba hubba!

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Art of a Tight-Fit Shirt

I don't even know if this Poppin' Fresh sum bitch is real!

Damnnnnnn!

But I still like it, and material is a plus!

Beautiful...and look at the cut on those biceps!

Pec city, baby!

Whoa, Not-at-all-Nellie!

That's some prime beef!

He's busting out from all over.

Black does hide some of the accentuations, but

you still get the gist!

Even an undershirt can't hide a nice form!

Mmpph!

"I see you!"

Bustin' and peekin' out for days! Homina!

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Sack Me!

Never let it be said I can't admit being wrong!
(Well, the playing of football still sucks, but here's

new found respect for the players!)
These are snags from 'Instinct' magazine's

"Fantasy Football" feature, covering

some faves from this year's Super Bowl!

Holler!

I've 'done' Wes Welker before, but he's too gorgeous not

to give a nod here, too!

Woof! This Real Goods MFer is a Giant fer shure!

Even got himself a porn star name; Steve Weatherford!

Wow! Devin Thomas covers about 6 kinks in One!

Love that Pit shot!
That's a strong and sexy arm there, Mr. Carr!

I do know this guy looks good in uniform, too!

Aaron Hernandez rocks the ink, y'all!

Mr. Tom Brady seducing anyone in view with these

lethal peekaboo teases!

Rob Ninkovich!

"My, Papa bear, what big arms you have!"

"All the better to squeeze the....'fight'...out of you, my dear!"

Wide receivers, tight ends, packers...Oh My!

Maybe I need to do a re-think?

Naw, not unless the game starts taking place

in the locker room!

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Famous Hairy Dudes

Sean "Wife-beater" Connery.

He seemed better in my memories.

Tom Selleck from his breakthrough "Magnum. P.I." days!

Alec Baldwin.

Bane of my adolescent existence.

So nice, I had to include him twice!

Furry Heaven!

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Tackle THIS!

There will be no pigskin

nor grid-iron glory here today.

These are my stars, my heroes,

my true sportsmen.

These are the only tight-fitting uniforms I wish to peruse.

The only competition I wish to inspect and be sated by.

Underpaid, disrespected, marginalized....

these fantastic gladiators are masters of form.

I'm all for game day, but there are no time-outs

or billionaire owners for my men!

Sports rule!

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Hairy Beasts

I'll set up an encampment on whatever bank you're on!

Lucky, lucky water bottle. Positioning is everything.

That's a solid boy right there!

I hate hiking, but I see a trail I'd like to follow.

So sexy! Time for some surf and turf!

Cow poke it is!

I wonder what's holding those sweats up?

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Justin Gabriel, Double-Take

Shivers up my spine. Which position do I desire most?

Melt my heart, King Heel!

Prepare for the Flight of the Fine-as-Hell!

I love the way their little tee-shirts barely cover

anything below, and are sooo tight up top. So sexy!

Subdued!

Torture! Spread that boy!

Nice!

I can't decide if black or white suits him best!

Strut your stuff, baby!

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